BOOM!

The Israelis are developing a device that will alleviate modesty concerns that arise with the use of full-body scanners at airports.



The traveller steps into a booth. There is no x-ray but it will detonate any explosive device you may be concealing.


They see this as a win-win for everyone. No racial profiling and it is fair to all and sundry. It also would eliminate the costs of a long and expensive trial. Justice would be swift. Case closed!


You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.


Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system.


"Attention standby passengers — we now have a seat available on flight number 123.


Shalom!"