LATEST "ELIGIBILITY" NEWS

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

http://www.wnd.com/2012/01/the-big-list-of-eligibility-proofers/

MUSLIMS IN AMERICA USE OUR FREEDOMS TO SLAUGHTER US

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-HIQQMUrLc

COMPARING "OCCUPY" WITH "TEA PARTY"

Democrats said the "Occupy Party" was their answer to and "just like" the Tea Party. Really?




REPORTED

OCCUPY PARTY IS MENTIONED FIRST.

TEA PARTY MENTIONED SECOND.



ARRESTS

4149+

0



DEATHS

7

0



RAPES

12

0



ARSON DAMAGE

$10,000,000.00

$0



PUBLIC DEFECATION

YES

NO



ANTISEMITIC RANTS

12

0



COST TO TAXPAYERS (11/9)

$19,327,487.00+

$0



PUBLIC MASTURBATION

3

0



MOLOTOV COCKTAILS THROWN

10

0



FIGHTS STARTED

YES

NO



CHILDREN EXPLOITED

YES

NO



POLICE CARS DAMAGED

2

0



PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS

YES

NO



DRUG POSSESSION ARREST

YES

NO



CONCEALED WEAPON ARREST

YES

NO



DRUG OVERDOSE

YES

NO



THEFTS

YES

NO



BURGLARIES

YES

NO



VANDALISM ARRESTS

YES

NO



TRESPASSING ARRESTS

YES

NO



NON FATAL SHOOTINGS

1

0



PUBLIC URINATION

YES

NO



URINATION ON OTHERS

YES

NO



ISRAELI FLAGS BURNED

2

0



AMERICAN FLAGS BURNED

1

0



AMERICAN FLAGS-DANCED ON

1

0



AMERICAN FLAGS -DESECRATION

25

0



FELONY ASSAULT ON AN EMT

1

0



HEAD/BODY LICE OUTBREAKS

1

0



TUBERCULOSIS OUTBREAKS

1

0



MURDER

1

0



SUICIDE

1

0











SHOTS FIRED AT WHITE HOUSE

1

0



SCABIES OUTBREAKS

1

0



OBAMA ENDORSED

YES

NO



PELOSI ENDORSED

YES

NO



CAIR ENDORSED

YES

NO



SOCIALIST PARTY ENDORSED

YES

NO



NAZI PARTY ENDORSED

YES

NO



MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD ENDORSED

YES

NO



COMMUNIST PARTY ENDORSED

YES

NO



BIDEN ENDORSED

YES

NO



HUGO CHAVEZ ENDORSED

YES

NO



BLACK PANTHERS ENDORSED

YES

NO



HEZBOLLAH ENDORSED

YES

NO



MARXIST UNION ENDORSED

YES

NO



9/11 TRUTHER ENDORSED

YES

NO



BOLSHEVIK ENDORSED

YES

NO



IRAN GOVERNMENT ENDORSED

YES

NO



AYATOLLAH ENDORSED

YES

NO



NORTH KOREA ENDORSED

YES

NO



FARRAKHAN ENDORSED

YES

NO



NATION OF ISLAM ENDORSED

YES

NO

ANYONE IN D.C. WITH A BRAIN?

Why the U.S. was downgraded:

* U.S. Tax revenue: $2,170,000,000,000
* Fed budget: $3,820,000,000,000
* New debt: $1,650,000,000,000
* National debt: $14,271,000,000,000 (REALLY 15 Trillion +)
* Recent budget cuts: $38,500,000,000

Let's now remove 8 zeros and pretend it's a household budget:

* Annual family income: $21,700
* Money the family spent: $38,200
* New debt on the credit card: $16,500
* Outstanding balance on the credit card: $142,710
* Total budget cuts: $385

TEBOW DOES IT AGAIN AND PASSES FOR "3:16" YARDS!!!!

Beats the Steelers in overtime.  Amazing pass and touchdown!
And if the 316 yards is not enough, the average gain per play was 31.6 yards!
And . . . if this isn't spooky enough . . . the Nielson ratings for the fourth quarter of the 
game were 31.6%!
"I will once again astound these hypocrites with amazing wonders" (Is. 29:14)!
In a recent email, I read about a woman named Pam, who knows the pain of
considering abortion. More than 24 years ago, she and her husband Bob were
serving as missionaries to the Philippines and praying for a fifth child.
Pam contracted amoebic dysentery, an infection of the intestine caused by
a parasite found in contaminated food or drink. She went into a coma and
was treated with strong antibiotics before they discovered she was
pregnant.

Doctors urged her to abort the baby for her own safety and told her that
the medicines had caused irreversible damage to her baby. She refused the
abortion and cited her Christian faith as the reason for her hope that her
son would be born without the devastating disabilities physicians
predicted. Pam said the doctors didn't think of it as a life, they thought
of it as a mass of fetal tissue.

While pregnant, Pam nearly lost their baby four times but refused to
consider abortion. She recalled making a pledge to God with her husband:
If you will give us a son, we'll name him Timothy and we'll make him a
preacher.

Pam ultimately spent the last two months of her pregnancy in bed and
eventually gave birth to a healthy baby boy August 14, 1987. Pam's
youngest son is indeed a preacher. He preaches in prisons, makes hospital
visits, and serves with his father's ministry in the Philippines. He also
plays football. Pam's son is Tim Tebow.

The University of Florida's star quarterback became the first sophomore in
history to win college football's highest award, the Heisman Trophy. His
current role as quarterback of the Denver Broncos has provided an
incredible platform for Christian witness. As a result, he is being called
The Mile-High Messiah.

Tim's notoriety and the family's inspiring story have given Pam numerous
opportunities to speak on behalf of women's centers across the country.
Pam Tebow believes that every little baby you save matters. I pray her
tribe will increase!

May the peace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you always!

Dr. Gerald B. (Jerry) Kieschnick

President Emeritus, The Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod

Presidential Ambassador for Mission Advancement, Concordia University Texas

SO DANGEROUS LIVING ON PLANET EARTH!!!!!!

As we progress through 2012, I want to thank you all for your


educational e-mails over the past year. I am totally screwed up now

and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel, nor

let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying

about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can't sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what

has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because

the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only

imagine how many gallons of trans-fats I have consumed over the years.

I can't touch any woman's handbag for fear she has placed it on the

floor of a public toilet.

I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS for the email about rat poo in the glue

on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every

envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I can't have a drink in a public place because I fear I'll wake up in a bathtub

full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can't eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant

freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can't use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water

buffalo on a hot day.

THANKS TO YOU I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I

forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five

minutes.

BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can

remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car, so

a serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes seven

different types of cancer.

AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW I can't boil a cup of water in the

microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring me

for life.

I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a needle

infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug me with a

perfume sample and rob me.

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a

number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to Jamaica,

Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE I can't ever pick up a dropped coin

in a parking lot because it was probably placed there by a sex

molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can't do any gardening because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the

Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next

70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00

p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest

your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur

because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor’s ex

mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . .

Oh, and by the way.....

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has

discovered that people with insufficient brain activity read their

e-mails with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told

by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.

NOW YOU HAVE YOURSELF A VERY GOOD DAY… AIN'T PLANET EARTH GREAT?

ONE DAY IN THE LIFE OF A JEW IN FRANCE

I received this post from a Jewish friend in NY. One of his friends is living in France and posted this to him with the request that he distribute it to his American friends. He prefaces with:


Once again, the real news in France is conveniently not being reported as it should. To give you an idea of what’s going on in France where there are now between 5 and 6 million Muslims and about 600,000 Jews, here is an email that came from a Jew living in France. Will the world say nothing  again  as it did in Hitler’s time? He writes:

“I am a Jew  therefore I am forwarding this to everyone on all my e-mail lists. I will not sit back and do nothing. Nowhere have the flames of anti-Semitism burned more furiously than in France : In Lyon, a car was rammed into a synagogue and set on fire. In Montpellier , the Jewish religious center was firebombed; so were synagogues in Strasbourg and Marseilles ; so was a Jewish school in Creteil  all recently. A Jewish sports club in Toulouse was attacked with Molotov cocktails, and on the statue of Alfred Dreyfus in Paris , the words ‘Dirty Jew’ were painted. In Bondy, 15 men beat up members of a Jewish football team with sticks and metal bars. The bus that takes Jewish children to school in Aubervilliers has been attacked three times in the last 14 months.

According to the Police, metropolitan Paris has seen 10 to 12 anti-Jewish incidents PER DAY in the past 30 days. Walls in Jewish neighborhoods have been defaced with slogans proclaiming ‘Jews to the gas chambers’ and ‘Death to the Jews.’ A gunman opened fire on a kosher butcher’s shop (and, of course, the butcher) in Toulouse, France; a Jewish couple in their 20′s were beaten up by five men in Villeurbanne, France The woman was pregnant; a Jewish school was broken into and vandalized in Sarcelles, France . This was just in the past week.

So I call on you, whether you are a fellow Jew, a friend, or merely a person with the capacity and desire to distinguish decency from depravity, to do, at least, these three simple things:

First, care enough to stay informed. Don’t ever let yourself become deluded into thinking that this is not your fight. I remind you of what Pastor Neimoller said in World War II: ‘First they came for the Communists, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn’t speak up, because I wasn’t a Jew. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn’t speak up, because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.’

Second, boycott France and French products. Only the Arab countries are more toxically anti-Semitic and, unlike them, France exports more than just oil and hatred. So boycott their wines and their perfumes. Boycott their clothes and their foodstuffs. Boycott their movies. Definitely boycott their shores. If we are resolved we can exert amazing pressure and, whatever else we may know about the French, we most certainly know that they are like a cobweb in a hurricane in the face of well-directed pressure.

Third, send this along to your family, your friends, and your co-workers. Think of all of the people of good conscience that you know and let them know that you and the people that you care about need their help.

The number one bestselling book in France is….’September 11: The Frightening Fraud,’ which argues that no plane ever hit the Pentagon.

Please pass this on. Let’s not let history repeat itself, thank-you for your time and consideration.”