BREAKING NEWS: SEPTEMBER 16, 10:30 A.M.
MOST LETHAL ATTACK ON AN AMERICAN MILITARY BASE IN HISTORY!
MANHUNT IN PROGRESS.
OF COURSE, THE MOST IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE MEDIA IS THAT ALL OF US SHOULD "WITHOLD JUDGMENT". THE INTERPRETATION OF THIS STATEMENT MEANS: DON'T JUMP TO THE CONCLUSION THAT ANY OF THE SHOOTERS WERE MUSLIM OR BLACK.
LET'S SEE IF HE TURNS OUT TO BE A "MUSLIM" OR "BLACK".
UPDATE: NOON. WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT IS NOT "TERROR".
HOWEVER, THOSE WHO WERE THERE THOUGHT IT WAS TERROR BECAUSE THEY WERE TERRIFIED! SO NOW IT IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT TO SAY "BLACK", "MUSLIM", OR "TERROR". OH, CAN WE ADD "NUT-CASE"?